Things I'm learning about kids

1.) If the kids are crying in the vehicle, no matter how loud you turn up the radio, they can be louder
2.) Pointing at your kid while yelling at him for pointing makes absolutely no sense
3.) When your 3 year old says "Barney" anytime How I Met Your Mother comes on tv, you have watched it too much with him in the room
4.) If you dont want your kid to give you attitude with his hands on his hips, you should NOT give your husband attitude with your hands on your hips
5.) When your kids start to cry as soon as you leave McDonalds drivethru because you havnt handed them their food yet, you've been through the drive thru too much.
6.) If you tell your son he can go to church on Sunday, he will ask everytime its sunny out if its time to go to church. To him SUNday and SUNNY day are the same thing.
7.) 3 years old is the age at which your kids can start ratting you out.
8.) If your son is in your room when your alarm clock is going off and he pushes snooze for you without you even asking him to, you've hit the button too much.
9.)Kids remember anything you tell them. If you tell them they can have a scooby doo movie next time your at walmart, they will remind you the second you walk into the store.
10.)Your kid gets in trouble way too much when he does something and without you even yelling at him he goes and sits in timeout.